John commented, "You are so tall that you eat food out of a satellite dish". I replied, "Imagine how fast my internet is!"
Alex said, "You are so tall that a stadium is a toilet for you". I replied, "Why are you watching me pee?".
The trainer said, "If you do push-ups, the sun will burn your back". I replied, "You could say I am the first man on the sun!"
"You are so tall that Google Earth is attached on your forehead," a man told me. "I am employed by Google, are you?" I replied.