Refused

I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.
My girlfriend tried to make me have se* on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused. If I’m going to have se*, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.