Recently

I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…
She’s asked me to move out with her.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
Two florists recently got married.
It was an arranged marriage.
I've recently got a job making chess pieces.
I'm mostly working knights.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
I recently quit my job as a butler at a stately home.
I refuse to be ordered around in that manor.
That recently single dude Martin
told his ex-wife "Since our partin'
I've had women and men
Several geese and a hen
and a Hoover, and that's just for startin'."
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.
He was always going on about those darn tree-huggers.
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"