Really Jokes

I can give you something to really be thankful about!
โ€œFriends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.โ€
โ€” Greg Tamblyn
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Not to be cheesy, but youโ€™re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because youโ€™re really growing on me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
โ€œA party without a cake is really just a meeting.โ€
โ€• Julia Child
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Tricks arenโ€™t really my thing. But youโ€™re sure a treat.
I donโ€™t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
This is too clichรฉ, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
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