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Corona Virus Jokes
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Clever Jokes
They say a Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you really mean your mother.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Dark Short Jokes
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
Boat Puns
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Puns
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
Zebra Puns
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
Food puns
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
Football Puns
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
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