What quarantine really taught me? That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns. You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.