Really Jokes

They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
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