Really Jokes

I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
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