Reach Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
The theoretic turtle started out to see the toad;
He came to a stop at a liberty-pole in the middle of the road.
“Now how, in the name of the spouting whale,” the indignant turtle cried,
“Can I climb this perpendicular cliff, and get on the other side?
If I only could make a big balloon, I’d lightly over it fly;
Or a very long ladder might reach the top, though it does look fearfully high.
If a beaver were in my place, he’d gnaw a passage through with his teeth;
I can’t do that, but I can dig a tunnel and pass beneath.”
He was digging his tunnel, with might and main, when a dog looked down at the hole.
“The easiest way, my friend,” said he, “is to walk around the pole.”

(Amos Russel Wells)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
"Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too." – Lionel Kauffman
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
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