Reach Jokes

“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
"Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too." – Lionel Kauffman
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Someone once asked Mark, "Doesn't it hurt your back while ducking under the door?" He replied, "Well, doesn't it hurt your legs to reach for the top shelf?"
My relative said, "You can reach the fan if you raise your arms" I replied, "Of course, I always reach out to my fans.
A man once said told Sam that he was a giant. He said, "Hey, say it to my face if you can reach it".
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
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