What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
My friend went on a date with a Cardio Nurse
His heart was racing the whole time.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
I tried drag racing the other day.
It's murder trying to run in heels.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.