What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
I tried drag racing the other day.
It's murder trying to run in heels.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
My friend went on a date with a Cardio Nurse
His heart was racing the whole time.