Racing Jokes

I tried drag racing the other day.
It's murder trying to run in heels.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
My friend went on a date with a Cardio Nurse
His heart was racing the whole time.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
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