Public Jokes

โ€œBest friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.โ€
โ€” Unknown
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
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