Public Jokes

“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
Which letters stand in line to the public restroom?
What do you call a bathroom line?
A P,Q.
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