Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.