Pirates Jokes

How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
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