Pirates

How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.