Piece Jokes

I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”

- Wesley Bates.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
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