Personality Jokes

“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
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