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Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A pizza and a six pack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud pack.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.