Pack Jokes

What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A pizza and a six pack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...
But it was a pack of lyes.
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
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