Outer Jokes

Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
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