Oscar Jokes

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“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." — Oscar Wilde
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Oscar Wilde
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas."
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
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