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How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
New electric trains will run on conductors.
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse