Musical Jokes

What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
We live in A flat.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
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