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Lemon Puns
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Band Puns
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Skeleton Puns
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Meat Puns
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Goat Puns
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Brain Puns
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
Family Puns
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
We live in A flat.
Frankenstein Puns
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Strawberry Puns
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Orange Puns
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
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