Moses

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. -- Ronald Reagan
Joey Had An Interesting Day At Sunday School
Joey Had An Interesting Day At Sunday School Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. "Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.