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Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
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