Might Jokes

You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”—Dennis Miller
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
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