An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?" He said "Cheque , mate."
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin. His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
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