What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
"Check, mate."


"Hey! Can I get the check, mate?!?"
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon