Mate Jokes

My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
“Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
"Check, mate."

"Checkmate."

"Hey! Can I get the check, mate?!?"
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