How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.