What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A power failure.
The comma sutra makes grammar sexy.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth theist.
If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian...
Then Soviet
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
Denis Waitley
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.