What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A power failure.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
Denis Waitley
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth theist.
If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian...
Then Soviet
The comma sutra makes grammar sexy.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
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