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Clothes Pick Up Lines
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Garden Puns
What does a gardener call the tree surgeon who also makes a great cup of coffee?
Arbor-ista.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Food Quotes
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Garden Quotes
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."
- Clyde Moore
Space Pick Up Lines
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Elf Puns
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
Friendship Quotes
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Literary Pick Up Lines
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
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