Loose

What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why can't you take a nap during a race? Because if you snooze, you loose!
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”