Lives

What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
What's the first bet that most people make in their lives? the alpha bet
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.