Lives

What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
What's the first bet that most people make in their lives? the alpha bet
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.