Leaving Jokes

“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said "Don’t forget your Baghdad."
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Went to ask my girlfriend's father for his daughter's hand in marriage.
He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!"
I thought long and hard, and eventually said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"

The wedding is next month.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But I don't care

Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
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