The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”
The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed, I enjoy the imagination inside my head Until I hear racket beside my bed. It's my 5:00 alarm!
I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm. Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on. Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned; It's my 5:15 reminder!
Now I hush the ringing of my reminder. Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us. Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer It's 7:20. I'm late!!!
A centipede was happy quite, Until a frog in fun Said, “Pray, which leg comes after which?” This raised her mind to such a pitch, She lay distracted in the ditch Considering how to run.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs. I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe? She wanted to hatchet.
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