I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.