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Lay

Funny Poems
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!

I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm.
Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on.
Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned;
It's my 5:15 reminder!

Now I hush the ringing of my reminder.
Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us.
Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer
It's 7:20. I'm late!!!

(By Demecia Dean)
Penguin Puns
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Dinosaur Puns
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Egg Puns
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”

The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
Chicken Puns
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Christian Puns
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
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