To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do you hide a $100 bill from a televangelist?
Place it in their bible.
There once was a person named Ned,
Who had nary a hair on his head.
He pated his pate
and bemoaned his fate,
And went to hide under his bed.
Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?
Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
Where does Snowy the snow man hide his money?
In a snow bank.
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek? Because they can never find the sausage.