Hide

How do you hide a $100 bill from a televangelist?
Place it in their bible.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?
Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
Where does Snowy the snow man hide his money?
In a snow bank.
There once was a person named Ned,
Who had nary a hair on his head.
He pated his pate
and bemoaned his fate,
And went to hide under his bed.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek? Because they can never find the sausage.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.