Heard

Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Dad: I heard that you got punished for saying the F-word in class. That wasn’t fun, was it?
Son: No, it was F*ck.
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.