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Bomb Puns
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Wine Puns
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Doctor Puns
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
Vegetable Puns
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
Dirty Short Jokes
Dad: I heard that you got punished for saying the F-word in class. That wasn’t fun, was it?
Son: No, it was F*ck.
Medical Puns
“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
Heart Puns
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Water Puns
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Toucan Puns
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Chicken Puns
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Brain Puns
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Spice Puns
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Arm Puns
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
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