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Language Pick Up Lines
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Pot Puns
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donโ€™t wok away from me!"
Utensils Puns
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
Friendship Quotes
โ€œHaving those weird conversations with your friend and thinking โ€œif anyone heard us, weโ€™d be put in a mental facility.โ€
โ€” Unknown
Elf Puns
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Troll Puns
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Mall Pick Up Lines
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Tableware Puns
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldnโ€™t have been made
Giant Puns
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a dime for every time I heard this joke, Iโ€™d have a dime. Never heard this one before!
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