Heard Jokes

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
If I had a dime for every time I heard this joke, I’d have a dime. Never heard this one before!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
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