Heard Jokes

"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
If I had a dime for every time I heard this joke, I’d have a dime. Never heard this one before!
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
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