Heard

“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Dad: I heard that you got punished for saying the F-word in class. That wasn’t fun, was it?
Son: No, it was F*ck.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.