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Garden Puns
I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships arenโ€™t that hard.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Christian Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Elf Puns
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
Nuts Puns
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.
Walnuts are hard to crack open. It can take several mi-nuts.
Food Quotes
โ€œAn apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œToday I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œEvery pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.โ€
โ€• Bill Murray
Orange Puns
The reason orange juice doesnโ€™t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Space Pick Up Lines
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
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