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Gym Jokes

Leg Puns
I don't mind leg day at the gym.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
Avocado Puns
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
Otter Puns
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Gorilla Puns
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Coffee Puns
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
Funny Health Quotes
"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'" - Rita Rudner
Sports Pick Up Lines
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Ketchup Puns
What did ketchup say while spotting his friend at the gym?
Mustard all of your strength!
Meat Puns
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Divorce Puns
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Nuts Puns
What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
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