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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
I don't mind leg day at the gym.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.