I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
โCleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.โ
- Phyllis Diller.
โYou know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where theyโre going.โ โP. J. OโRourke
If youโre looking for a job, get trained in horticulture. Itโs a growing industry.
Over quarantine, Iโve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so Iโve written a book of poems about their taproots. I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. Sheโs dead and berried.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
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