Growing

There once was a man from Peru,
Who had a lot of growing up to do.
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis