Front Jokes

The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"

The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."

The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.
It was a stoop end to the situation.
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“If you’re a zebra being chased by a lion, maybe just stop in front of a giant bar code?”

- Guy Endore-Kaiser.
At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"I love when my kids tells me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time." – Unknown
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard?
Move him to the front yard.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
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