What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
How do you drive a man crazy? A. Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
I saw a guy on the train holding a newspaper in front of his face.
He was behind The Times.
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
There’s a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children.