Free

What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.