Flat

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat on a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat,
She exclaimed, 'What of that?'
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
My singing voice sounds bad in my tiny apartment.
It’s a little flat.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
Roy Orbison
The earth was flat...
Until they buried your mom.