Fell

Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Animal Protective Services.”
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
The other day I was lifting weights on the bench press, when I dropped the weight and it fell on my chest. The nurse said I broke three ribs but I would live. Hearing that really lifted a weight off my chest.
Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
A fly fell down out of nowhere on my wrist
It died on my watch.
One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."