Favourite Jokes

What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
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