A twin complains to his mother, “ You said you didn’t have a favourite between me and Brian.”

We don’t darling,” replies his mother. “What would make you say such a thing?”

“Then why am I blowing up balloons for his surprise birthday party.”
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I tried to tell my favourite joke about trains, but it got derailed.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What was Jesus Christ's least favourite gun?
A nail gun.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
What's a chess player's favourite starter?
Pawn cocktail.
My favourite piece in chess is the rook
It is the most straight-forward.
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
Asked my son what his favourite thing about Popeye was.
He said, "Forearms."

I said, "No, he only has two."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.