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Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife’s clothes.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
There once was a man stuck in a stall,
He tried to get out but would fall.
One day a man flushed,
The fat man just blushed,
And quickly ran out of the mall.
There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,
Who possessed a remarkable fat cur;
His gait and his waddle
Were held as a model
To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.