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What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife’s clothes.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
There once was a man stuck in a stall,
He tried to get out but would fall.
One day a man flushed,
The fat man just blushed,
And quickly ran out of the mall.
It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day...
It's night.