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Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
OBCD.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
There once was a man stuck in a stall,
He tried to get out but would fall.
One day a man flushed,
The fat man just blushed,
And quickly ran out of the mall.
There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,
Who possessed a remarkable fat cur;
His gait and his waddle
Were held as a model
To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.
There was an Old Person of Dean,
Who dined on one pea and one bean;
For he said,
"More than that would make me too fat,"
That cautious Old Person of Dean.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.