What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"

The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."
What does the blanket say when it falls off the bed? Oh sheeeeet.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"