Fake Jokes

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedburg
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
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