Fake Jokes

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedburg
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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