Fake

What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.
Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.