Fake

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.