Fake

Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta