Fake Jokes

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedburg
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
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