Extremely Jokes

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
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