Experience Jokes

Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
I got shampoo in my eyes while showering today.
My husband said, "That must've been an eye-soapening experience."
Do you offer jarring experience? Because you turn my cucumber into a pickle inside.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
“Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.”

—Yoko Ono
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...
It was an eye-opening experience.
What did the man say after he came out of the walk-in freezer?
"That experience was chilling."
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