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Dolphin Puns
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
Anti Jokes
An Irishman, a Chinaman and an American all walk into a bar. This is an excellent example of integrated community.
Sports Puns
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Peach Puns
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Father Puns
How rare is an excellent father?
Legen-daddy
Are You Pick Up Lines
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Knife Puns
My friend is trying to persuade me to invest in his knife making business.
He made some excellent points.
Funny Aging Quotes
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
One Liners and Short Jokes
My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?”
I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!”
Funny Parenting Quotes
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
Violin Puns
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Utensils Puns
My friend has an excellent nose for wine...
It's shaped like a corkscrew!
Koala Puns
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
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