A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please." "Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?" He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..." "Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass." - Mac MacGuff in Juno
“My wife is a psychologist… Not only does she know when I’m being a jerk, but she knows exactly what type of jerk I’m being.”—Lee Judge