Exactly

What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pu**y needs.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
A father asks his newly betrothed daughter: "Tell me something, does this guy have any money?"

"Oh my gosh!" Exclaims his daughter, "Is that all you men think about? That's exactly what he asked about YOU!"
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
"Did you copy hers?" she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld