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Elvis Pick Up Lines
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Friendship Quotes
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Funny Aging Quotes
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Movie Pick Up Lines
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Sun Pick Up Lines
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Space Pick Up Lines
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
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