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Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
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