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Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the โ€œg-rind-stoneโ€ and read the entire textbook.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
โ€œA cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œPizza is like the entire food pyramid!โ€
โ€• Madeline Oles
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
โ€œUndermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.โ€ - Taylor Meade
"Dogs have no money. Isnโ€™t that amazing? Theyโ€™re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because youโ€™ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
My entire family keeps asking why Iโ€™m still single. Want to help me change that?
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
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