Enough Jokes

“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need.
If I had a nickel for every time I've said "I'll never drink again," I'd have just enough for a 12-case.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
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