"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
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