Either Jokes

“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My mother asked me if my dog was good
I said “Yeah. And my hot dog isn’t bad either.”
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." - Joel Plaskett
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I'll make sure you come first.
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