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Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
There once was a man from Racine
Who was an amazing fu**ing machine
Both concave and convex
He could screw either s*x
and jerk himself off in between.
Virginity is like a car.
Once you’ve had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
Wife says to her husband: "Choose, either me or the soccer game!"
He responds: "Give me 90 minutes to think."
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.