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Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
France Puns
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Football Puns
Iโ€™ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though Iโ€™ve never played a game either.
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, itโ€™s either a new car or a new wife.โ€ โ€”Prince Philip
Mushroom Puns
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Dog-Themed Pick Up Lines
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Viking Puns
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Ogre Puns
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Mother Puns
My mother asked me if my dog was good
I said โ€œYeah. And my hot dog isnโ€™t bad either.โ€
Wifi Puns
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Language Pick Up Lines
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Yard Puns
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
Theyโ€™re not making them any shorter either.
Food Quotes
โ€œLove and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.โ€
โ€” Trixie Koontz
One Liners and Short Jokes
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didnโ€™t know either.
Funny Aging Quotes
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." - Joel Plaskett
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